waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:
PLOT TWIST.
this is incredible
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING
this was too amazing not to reblog
WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. woah.
(via hellochristayy)
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
(via heartless)
“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
(via satans-spooky-booty-juice)
imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games
(Source: avalar, via heartless)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
(via borntodieliveinparadise)
i wonder what birds talk about when they sit on telephone wires together
“hey denise, shit on this woman when she walks by lmao”
(via borntodieliveinparadise)
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
(Source: deadp0ol, via borntodieliveinparadise)